EIPOPS WITH CORRESPONDING LIMERICK POEMS
A BUSINESSMAN ATTENDED TOUGH TALKS IN TOKYO, JAPAN,
HIS ATTENTION WAS CAUGHT BY A JAPANESE MAN.
LOOKING LIKE A GIGOLO WITH RINGS FROM GOLD,
GEL IN HIS HAIRAND A SMILE MORE THAN COLD.
HIS GOLDEN TEETH MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A MAFIA FAN.
A MALICIOUS FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE A REAL FRIEND.
BUT HE WANTED ONLY THE MONEY, WHICH WAS LENT.
THE FRIENDS BEHAVED LIKE FOOLISH SHEEP,
BUT “AS YOU SOW SO SHALL YOU REAP“,
THE CROOK HAD TO RETURN ALL FUNDS IN THE END.
THE DAY, THE YELLOWS WERE FORCING BANGKOK TO SHUT DOWN,
FRIENDS BROUGHT ME TO A MIRACLE DOCTOR – FAR OUT OF TOWN.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO CURE THE PAIN IN MY KNEE,
AND REMOVED FROM MY FLESH – HASSLE-FREE,
MANY MYSTERIOUS NEEDLES – IN A MAGIC SHOWDOWN.
WEALTHY OLD LADIES IN A FAMOUS TAX PARADISE,
SELF-SACRIFICINGLY ENGAGE IN PHYSICAL EXERCISE.
IT IS THEIR LAST TRUMP CARD,
TO CATCH A HANDSOME OFF-GUARD,
DESPERATELY HOPING THAT TIGHTNESS WILL BREAK THE ICE.
AT A FRIEND’S HOME, AT THE DARKEST HOUR,
TWO PEOPLE RAIDED MY ROOM, BUT NOT TO SHOWER.
AFTER FRANTIC SEARCHING, THEY FINALLY LEFT,
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT POSSIBLE THEFT,
BUT THEY’D JUST LOOKED FOR POWDER WHITE LIKE FLOUR.
STROLLING IN BANGKOK’S SOI THIRTY-THREE AFTER NINE,
IN FLICKERING, FLASHING NEON LIGHTS’ SHINE.
NIGHT BEAUTIES WANT TO SEDUCE,
BY TRYING TO CONFUSE,
MEN WHO WILL BE WELL-ADVISED TO DECLINE.
THERE IS A GREAT PLACE FOR JAZZ AND JAZZ LOVERS,
A COSY BAR WHERE ONE ENJOYS AND DISCOVERS,
ALL KIND OF FREE-JAZZ VARIATIONS,
PEPPED UP BY CREATIVE IMPROVISATIONS.
FLOCKS OF TALENTS PASSING WITH FLYING COLOURS.
IN BUSTLING HO-CHI-MINH CITY,
THOUSANDS OF SCOOTERS DON’T SHOW PITY.
WHEN ONE WANT’S TO CROSS,
ONE MUST BEHAVE LIKE A BOSS.
THE CHANCES TO SURVIVE ARE FIFTY : FIFTY.
ALTHOUGH BUSTY BLONDES ARE PREFERRED BY RICH OLD MEN,
EVEN THE HORNIEST NOW SAY “NEVER AGAIN“.
AFTER THEY’RE FACING AN ENORMOUS BILL,
ON MONACO’S GLAMOROUS CASINO HILL,
WHERE THESE BLONDES RUN AFTER THEM.
AT THE END OF THE YEAR, THAT’S THE TRADITION,
A GROUP OF HIP FRIENDS FIGHTS MALNUTRITION.
CRISPY GOOSE IS ON THE MENU,
SERVED AT AN EXCITING VENUE,
PINK ATTIRE IS A MANDATORY CONDITION.
THE CONSUMPTION OF KNUCKLES AND BIG MUGS OF BEER,
CAN EVEN GET STRONG MEN OUT OF GEAR.
CURVY PARTS OF BODIES,
SUBTLE LIKE FLOPPIES,
STRANGE THINGS MAY HAPPEN IN OCTOBER IN THE REAR.
WHAT MESSAGE DO THEY WANT TO TRANSMIT,
WHEN THEY GIVE A STATION THE NAME “PLOEN-SHIT“.
THE NEXT SKYTRAIN STOP IS CALLED “CHIT-LOM“,
YOU WONDER, BUT THE WORST IS STILL TO COME.
“ASOK“ FOLLOWS SEXY “NANA“- I SHOULD THINK NOTHING OF IT.
CITIES THAT ARE EAGER TO ORGANISE TRADE SHOWS,
NOT KNOWING WHAT THE EXHIBITORS REALLY EXPOSE.
ONLY DANCING GIRLS ARE HIGHLY VISIBLE,
SO TO SPEAK THEY’RE THE COLLATERAL,
SOMETHING THE CITIES NEITHER WANT TO DISCUSS NOR TO DISCLOSE.
COCOTTES WITH THICK MAKE-UP UNDER BIG HATS,
ARE BEST FOUND IN THEIR NATURAL HABITATS.
IN PARTICULAR IN SPARKLING MONACO,
WHERE GENEROUS GENTLEMEN LOVE TO GO.
ALWAYS READY FOR TWO KINDS OF BETS.
IN PARIS A FAMOUS CLUB WAS CALLED “MAN RAY“,
THEY HAD GIRLS WHO TOOK MEN’S BREATH AWAY.
WHETHER YOUNG OR OLD,
ALL GUYS WERE TOLD,
THAT AT “MAN RAY“ ITS ONLY MEN WHO PAY.
A FRIEND WANTED TO GAMBLE WITH VERY LITTLE MONEY,
THE CASINO DIDN’T FIND THIS VERY FUNNY.
FRUSTRATED SHE LET HERSELF FALL INTO A CONVERTIBLE CAR.
AND DISAPPEARED FROM HER FRIENDS’ FRIENDLY RADAR.
WHE SHE REAPPEARED SHE HAD CASH AND A SMILE, WHICH WAS SUNNY.
SUNDAY NIGHT THERE ARE NO TABOOS,
AT A PLACE CALLED MAGGIE CHOO’S.
TRANSGENDERS MOCK,
ABOUT A GAY GAY FLOCK,
OPEN TO EXPLORE MORE THAN ONE AVENUES.
NO SEX-NO SIN, NO ART-NO MONEY,
ADDICTION IS LIKE STICKY HONEY.
ART IS LUST YOU MUST TRUST,
SEX YOU MUST, BECAUSE IT’S LUST.
COMBINED THE TWO MAKE YOU HORNY.
A LADY WITH SHORT HAIR AND A DARK VOICE,
WAS PREVENTED FROM USING THE TOILET OF HER CHOICE.
BLOCKED BY A GUARD,
WHO KEPT THE DOOR BARRED,
SHE LEARNT THAT THE “LADIES“ WERE NOT OPEN FOR LADYBOYS.
A STYLISH GENTLEMAN AND HIS CUTE PET,
BROUGHT A COUPLE INTO A CLUB CALLED “KITKAT“.
THERE THEY WITNESSED SEX IN PUBLIC,
ALL VARIATIONS EXCEPT PEDOPHILIC.
SHOCKED THEY ESCAPED WITHOUT GETTING WET.
A MAN WHO OWNED MANY NOBLE HORSES,
LET THEM COMPETE AT RACING COURSES.
ONE TIME HE LOST A LOT OF BUCKS,
WHEN BETTING ON A HORSE CALLED “LUX“.
THE JOCKEY LOST JUST HIS JOB, BUT HE MAJOR RESOURCES.
A FRIEND WRONGLY SAID THE DRESS CODE WAS “MILITARY“.
WE COMPLIED BY DRESSING EXTREMELY REVOLUTIONARY.
ALL GUESTS CAME IN COCKTAIL ATTIRE,
CONSERVATIVE LIKE A CHURCH’S CHOIR.
“SORRY IT’S MY ERROR“ THE FRIEND SAID APOLOGETICALLY.
WHEN DOING BUSINESS WITH A BUSINESS FRIEND,
BAD SURPRISES NORMALLY SHOW AT THE END.
THEN AN RABBIT TURNS INTO A SNAKE,
WHEN DIVIDING A JOINTLY EARNED CAKE.
SGREED FOR MONEY DOES IN FACT OFFEND.
AT THE KING’S PALACE AN EXCEPTIONAL CONCERT TOOK PLACE.
FOR SOME GUESTS THE WAY TO GET THERE BECAME A DESPERATE RACE.
TRAFFIC HAD COLLAPSED TOTALLY,
MOTORBIKE-TAXIS SPEEDED HEROICALLY.
SOME EXCITED LADIES TURNED INDECENTLY RED IN THEIR FACE.
IN PARIS DURING THE FIRST DAYS OF SPRING,
WINTER SURVIVORS START TO SWING.
SOME FALL ASLEEP IN THE WARM SUN,
OTHERS LOOK OUT FOR MORE FUN,
WONDERING ABOUT HOW SMALL WAS THE STRING.
MY PIANIST FRIEND ADORES CLAUDE DÉBUSSY.
WHEN SHE SWIMS IT LOOKS LIKE “PRÉLUDES IN THE SEA“.
HER FINGERS ARE SWIRLING,
HER FEET ARE WHIRLING,
ENOUGH FOR STICKING OUT HER HEAD – TO SEE ME.
FRIENDS WERE DIVING INTO DEEP WATERS TO SEE BIG FISH,
OFFERING GREEN BANANAS TO THE FISH AS A DISH.
PEELED OR NOT, THAT WAS THE QUESTION,
CONCERNED ABOUT FISH DIGESTION.
FOR A HEAVILY ARMED BOATMAN THIS WAS OUTLANDISH.
IN THE HEART OF BANGKOK-CITY, A COUP TOOK PLACE,
YOUNG SOLDIERS CARRIED GUNS AND SHOWED A STERN FACE,
GIRLS TRIED TO MAKE THEM SMILE,
AND AFTER A SHORT WHILE,
THE SOLDIERS FLIRTED TO THEIR SUPERIORS’ DISGRACE.
FOR GETTING WEALTHY ONE MUST PUT BRICK ON BRICK,
UNLESS ONE FINDS A DUMB AND PLAYS A DIRTY TRICK.
IF NOT, WORK IS HARD AND CAN CAUSE PAIN,
STRESS AND NIGHTMARES ADD TO THE STRAIN.
THE BEST OPTION REMAINS “CARROT AND STICK“.
IN BANGKOK, TUK-TUKS GIVE YOU A NOISY TAXI RIDE.
IN FACT, SCOOTERS ARE QUICKER, IF YOU PREFER TO STAY OUTSIDE.
IN CASE YOU TEND TO PANIC,
OR THE DRIVER IS MANIC,
GET A TAXI AND YOU WON’T INHALE TONS OF CARBON MONOXIDE.
TRAFFIC JAMS, BOTTLENECKS AND TOO MUCH OF ALL,
FROM EARLY MORNING UNTIL LATE NIGHT FALL,
ARE NICELY BALANCED OUT,
BY MY FAVOURITE COOK-OUT,
LOCATED NEXT TO A TRENDY SHOPPING MALL.
BERLIN’S FASHION WEEKS GIVE REASON FOR BAD JOKES,
WHY BRINGING FASHION TO THE WORLD’S WORST-DRESSED FOLKS?
GLAMOUR IN BERLIN IS HARD TO SEE,
SAUSAGE INSTEAD WITH YELLOW CURRY,
MADE WORST BY ROLLS, FRIES, BROWN AND WHITE COKES.
EXAMPLE FOR A SHORT ESSAY
FOR COCOTTES WATER-STEPPING AT TRENDY PLACES IS TRENDY. HALF SUBMERGED, ESPECIALLY MATURE BEAUTIES, BENEFIT FROM THE MERCY OF THE LIVELY WATER. IN THESE SUB- OR CLOSE-TO-SUBMARINE SITUATIONS, AND AS A QUASI COLLATERAL ADVANTAGE, CLASSY LADIES CAN CONVENIENTLY AND SHAMELESSLY DEMONSTRATE THEIR LATE HUSBANDS’ NETWORTH BY DISPLAYING IN PUBLIC WHAT HE HAD GENEROUSLY LEFT BEHIND. THE MORE A SUGAR DADDY’S SOLE HEIRESS WILL SPARKLE IN THE SUN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE, THE WORST FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN PUNISHED BY FATE TO MAKE THEIR OWN LIVING. FOR A REAL COCOTTE, GOSSIPING IS A QUASI-OCCUPATIONAL PLEASURE. THERE IS NO REAL ALTERNATIVE TO THIS SWEET HABIT. WHAT ELSE WOULD OCCUPY A WATER-STEPPING CHRISTMAS TREE’S EMPTY MIND?
A FRIEND VOLUNTEERED TO BE SPANKED IN PUBLIC,
HIS INTENTIONS WERE FAR FROM ANGELIC.
HE EAGERLY EXPOSED HIS TIGHT ASS,
AND THINGS CAME TO A PRETTY PASS,
WHEN BEATEN WITH A CLUB, WHICH LOOKED LIKE A DRUMSTICK.
WHEN YOU’RE MARRIED AND YOUR WIFE GETS UPSET,
YOU SHOULD TAKE SHELTER IN RESPONSE TO THE THREAT.
HARD THINGS CAN HIT,
YOU SHOULD RUN FOR IT.
BETTER A COWARD THAN VICTIM OF AN ANGRY SUFFRAGETTE.
WATCHING “AMADEUS“ AT AN OLD VIENNA CINEMA HALL,
IT WAS TOTALLY EMPTY – ONLY ME AND A LADY – I RECALL.
ALTHOUGH MOZART CONCEIVED HIS WORK IN GERMAN,
AND JEALOUS RIVALS PREFERRED MELODIOUS ITALIAN,
THEY CHOOSE ENGLISH WHICH MADE ME LAUGH AS I WOULD SEE A PUDDING CRAWL.
A LADY WAS PROUD OF COOKING VEGETARIAN FOOD.
AFTER DINNER, IN MY BELLY, LOTS OF AIR HAD ACCRUED.
AS A RESULT I EXCELLED
BY MOVING SELF-PROPELLED.
FROM THEN ON, VEGETARIANS BELONGED TO THOSE I ESCHEWED.
IN WESTERN SOCIETIES – WITH NO SIGNIFICANT EXCEPTION,
ONE DEALS WITH MORE AND MORE COMMON CONTRACEPTION.
CHILDREN GET RARE LIKE A FOUR-LEAF-CLOVER,
REPLACED BY DOGS, WHICH WILL SOON TAKE OVER.
IN THE FUTURE DOGS WILL ENJOY THE STAFF’S UNRIVALLED ATTENTION.
THERE ARE MORE AND MORE GELEE-FISH IN OUR SEAS.
A GLOBAL PHENOMENON, NOT JUST SIAMESE.
SWIMMERS HAVE TO BE COURAGEOUS,
SWIMMING IN POOLS IS MORE ADVANTAGEOUS,
CHLORINE MAY SMELL BUT AT LEAST IT’S NOT CONTAGIOUS.
THERE WAS A BAR IN WHICH AN AMERICAN GUEST,
PUT HIS FEET ON A TABLE – JUST TO REST.
OTHER GUESTS COMPLAINED.
THE WAITER EXPLAINED,
THE GUESTS LEFT SHOCKED AND UNDER PROTEST.
AT CHRISTMAS TIME, AN AMBITIOUS MOVIE DIRECTOR,
HIRED TALENTED LADIES AND HIM AS A SINGLE ACTOR.
HE PLANNED SOMETHING SEXY,
BUT ONE OF THE LADIES CALLED TIPSIE,
DISRESPECTFULLY CALLED HIM A LOW-LIFE PROSPECTOR.
In the morning a man was in a special situation.
Brain and body suffering from disorientation.
In the dark, a voice whispered: “Who are you“?
From nowhere the answer was: “I’m Lulu“.
This was probably a true,but not a very helpful revelation.
MONA KIDS (SPOILED KIDS FROM MONACO)
SPOILED CHILDREN IN MANY RICH PLACES ON EARTH,
ARE JUST A REFLECTION OF THEIR PARENTS’ NET WORTH.
WHETHER MASCOT-, REPRO-, DIVORCE-, KANGAROO-, BURGER-, PRECOCIOUS-, BRAND-, OR PET-CHILD,
THEY ALWAYS FEEL SELECTED AND SUPER STYLED,
AND THEY PERCEIVE SUGGESTIONS FOR MODESTY AS UNACCEPATBLE SLURS.
BRAND KIDS
CHILDREN UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF BRANDS,
SUPPORTED BY PARENTS THEY DEMONSTRATE ARROGANCE.
THEY CULTIVATE THEIR DEMANDS,
WHICH PLAYS DIRECTLY INTO THE HANDS,
OF THOSE TO WHOM PROFIT IS OF HIGHEST RELEVANCE.
BURGER KIDS
CUTE KIDS WITH FAT FINGERS, BELLIES AND KNOBBLY NOSES,
NONE OF THEIR TROUSERS STILL EASILY CLOSES,
BURGERS, SNACK WRAPS AND FRENCH FRIES,
SWEETS, NUTELLA, COLA AND CREAMY ICE,
IN THEIR LIVES THEY WON’T BE BEDDED ON ROSES.
DIVORCE KIDS
A COUPLE DECIDED TO DIVORCE
NOT EASY FOR THE CHILDREN, OF COURSE.
BUT THE SPOUSES WERE IGNORANT,
OR AT LEAST INDIFFERENT,
BOTH WERE EGOISTIC WITHOUT REMORSE.
KANGOROO KIDS
WHEN KIDS GET OLDER AND DON’T STAND ON THEIR OWN FEET,
STAYING WITH THEIR PARENTS TO GET A GOOD TREAT
IF MOTHER DOES THE WASHING,
AND DAD PAYS THE LODGING,
THEY ARE “KANGAROO KIDS“ FOR THE MAN IN THE STREET.
MASCOT KIDS
SOME PARENTS SEE CHILDREN AS MASCOTS,
SUBJECT TO SELFIES AND LOVED FOR SNAPSHOTS.
ADORNING THEIR PARENTS’ LUXURY SEDANS,
OR POPULATING WITH POODLES THEIR BIG FOUR-WHEEL VANS,
THEY’RE VERY LIKELY TO BECOME SPOILED CRACKPOTS.
PET KIDS
FOR SOME THE CHOICE IS HARD BETWEEN PET AND KID.
CHILDLESS COUPLES CAN SUFFER FROM THIS QUITE A BIT.
FATHER LOVES ALL THAT CAN SPEED AND PARK,
WHILST MOTHERS PREFERS ALL PETS THAT DO BARK.
ONLY ACCIDENTAL CONCEPTIONS CAN REMOVE THAT DEFICIT.
REPRODUCTION KIDS
MODERN PARENTS WHO AMBITIOUSLY STRIVE
FOR LIVING A MOST FASHIONABLE LIFE,
DON’T REALLY WANT A KID BUT JUST A REPRODUCTION,
FOR THEIR VANE SELF-SATISFACTION,
LIKE TAKING A SELFIE FOR PUBLIC’S EYES.